Don’t Get Me Started — Everyday Hoodie
Anyone who ferments knows how it starts—and how it escalates. This design is a tongue-in-cheek nod to the slippery slope from “just one jar” to counters full of bubbling experiments and shelves that tell a whole story.
Low-key, insider humor for fermenters, canners, and anyone who’s been warned not to start talking about their jars unless you’ve got time.
Everyday HoodieYour go-to layer for real life—quick errands, slow mornings, cool evenings, and the kind of days where comfort wins. This midweight fleece hoodie is soft enough to lounge in and sturdy enough for everyday wear, with a relaxed fit that feels easy without feeling sloppy.
It’s the hoodie you grab without thinking—the one that somehow works for everything from coffee runs to long nights on the couch. Comfortable, practical, and made to be lived in, it also makes a great gift for anyone who believes hoodies count as an outfit.
Product Features- 2-piece jersey-lined hood for extra warmth and comfort
- Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders for an easy, lived-in feel
- Pouch pocket for hands, keys, or whatever you’re carrying along
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified for sustainable manufacturing
- FLA + WRAP certified socially responsible production
- Fabric blend: 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester with a 100% cotton face for a soft, premium feel
- Dark Heather: 50/50 cotton/poly
- Sport Grey: 75/25 cotton/poly
- Machine wash cold, gentle cycle, inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Non-chlorine bleach only
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron the graphic
- It’s made for everyday wear—treat it well and it’ll stick with you
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 | 41.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
2-piece hood
2-piece color-matched jersey fabric lined hood for added warmth and style.
Dropped shoulders
Dropped shoulders give the garment a relaxed fit and feel.
Pouch pocket
Includes a pouch pocket for convenient storage and warmth.
FLA and WRAP-certified
Produced in a facility partnered with Fair Labor Association and WRAP certified, reflecting socially conscious manufacturing standards.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey is 75% cotton, 25% polyester.
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, Ink Blot use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish.
OEKO-TEX Standard 100
Certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) for sustainable manufacturing practices.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle; Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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